notable moments from The Two-Horse Job
leverage 1.03
Nate: No, never mind. Well, there's no way we're gonna do this if I have to worry about you being stupid because you're too involved
homie you are literally the last one to talk about getting emotionally involved
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Parker: I think I have a fever. Can I be excused from this one?
Sophie: Oh. Come here. Let me feel your head.
Nate: No, don't -- don't feel her. Why do you -- what -- what's the deal? W-what
it’s loving mom!sophie hours
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parker’s fear of horses and it’s origin I CANNOT
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Hardison: Oh-okay, hot, yes. Everybody, y'all want to take over the briefings? Okay, I-I go to a lot of trouble to make these things interesting, have a little something visual for the visual learners and the auditory learners, and y'all, i-it's just interruption --
he’s baby let him do his briefings
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ugh the guy in this episode is so gross
like yeah, every Villain Of The Week™ is skeevy but I really didn’t like this guy
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nate, Every Single Con: and i will now be playing an Asshole™
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am I the only one that wants to know what sophie was doing in the middle of a coup in sierra leone when she crossed paths with sterling ???
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Parker: Is it true Sterling spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to catch someone?
Nate: No, no.
Sophie: It was five
sterling is insane send tweet
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hardison and parker fucking with sterling is my aesthetic
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Parker: *gasps* He's like Nate. Evil Nate.
I love her
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Sterling: You crossed the line. Nathan Ford is a common criminal.
Nate: Oh, "common"? Well, that's just hurtful
nate is an asshole but he’s our asshole
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Parker: Can you hack it?
Hardison: Hack a lock? Nice. You still really don't understand what I do, do you
she’s trying her best
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Eliot: We need you to do this. I need you to do this. Please.
okay I know eliot has a love interest in this one but guys, the TRUST he has in parker. it’s only episode three and her already cares and trusts so much
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Parker: Looks like Parker's gonna have to crawl through the air duct again. God forbid anyone else would have to learn how to freakin' crawl on their stomach through a tiny space. It's not rocket science, people.
I LOVE MY DAUGHTER
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Nate (watching video on phone): Oh, great. Great job not getting emotionally attached or doing anything stupid.
again, you should be the literal LAST ONE to talk
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Sterling: You just think you're above the law.
Nate: Oh, no. I like to think of it as I pick up where the law leaves off
,,,sometimes the bad guys are the best good guys
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edit: I started using the scripts for the episodes instead of pausing and rewinding and scrambling to copy done the dialogue and BOY was that the best decision I’ve ever made