Hardison (brings up map on monitors): That look like a pattern to you?
Parker: It's like Billy from "The Family Circus," If Billy was a drunken sex fiend.
eliot straight up looked at her like ?????
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Nate: Actually, it does. He's an addict, under stress. So he's not gonna be doing a lot of exploring. He's gonna stay well within his comfort zone. He's still in LA. Oh, yeah. All right, we're gonna do this old-school. Ah, Parker, you break into his condo, see what you can find. Sophie and I will hit the retail spots. You guys go to his favorite haunts. But don't spook him, just follow him. Let him lead us to the money.
Hardison: All right?
Eliot (to Hardison): Strip Joint.
Hardison: Mmm. (to Nate) You know, I'm - I'm gonna need change for $100... in singles.
Nate: I'm sorry. What? Y-you think I have 100 singles on me?
(Eliot and Hardison walk out)
they looked at each other giddily that the con was going to take them to a strip joint and immediately asked their dad nate for money
they’re children, your honor
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Hardison: This dude, you see him trying to force his keys onto that girl?
Eliot: Yeah. It should be the other way around, huh?
(Hurley gets into the car and starts it)
Eliot: Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot. You don't know nothing about that.
Hardison: Really? I almost had it in me to wash this car. Almost.
Eliot: Ten bucks says you're washing the car.
Hardison: I know it ain’t
Eliot: I guaran- (he is cut off when a car pulls up behind Hurley as he’s backing up, and he hits it. Men get out of the car and run around to where Hurley is getting out of his car)
CHILDREN
also as soon as hardison spilled that slushie he was Dead™
(also when did they stop to get slushies ??? like did hardison beg eliot to stop at some place to get one ??? did eliot begrudgingly to it, complaining all the way but secretly not actually minding it that much ???)
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eliot and hardison fighting goons in the parking lot ? two words: 🥰 crime boyfriends 🥰
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Hardison: I got a gun. I got a gun.
Man: All right, man, hey, hey.
(the men back away. Hardison points the gun and shoots. The bullet goes into the engine of the men’s car, disabling it. Eliot pulls Hardison toward their car)
Eliot: Nice job blowing out the engine block.
Hardison: I was aiming for his leg.
(Eliot grabs the gun)
Eliot: Yeah give me the gun, Hardison
hardison can’t shoot for shit and it’s hilarious
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Parker: Hi. My name is Rose. I'm a kleptomaniac. My parents are rich, but I shoplift anyway... (looks at notes on her wrist) because I hate myself.
HER NOTES ON HER WRIST LMFAO
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making parker take the drugs without explaining the process or making her sign anything etc is unethical
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Hardison: It-It's, uh, a computer bomb. I-I-I know computers. Computer bomb, um. We-we-we got to reboot the system. Yeah.
Eliot (stands up): You want me to kick it?
Hardison: God, I’m gonna die. No, just, look. (reaches under dash)
Eliot: Wh-wh-wh-whoa.
Hardison: J-just, no. Duck up under the hood and just tell me how it's attached to the electrical system. (pops hood)
I’ve seen meta for this scene where eliot actually obviously knows not to kick it, he’s just saying that to jumpstart hardison’s brain since he’s freaking the fuck out. and I believe that wholeheartedly.
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Eliot: What's our margin for error here?
Hardison: About half a second.
Eliot: Run the bag of bricks by me again.
Hardison: You ready?
Eliot: No.
Hardison: Are you ready?
(Eliot reaches under the hood with a shaking hand and grabs the wires)
Eliot: Yeah
ELIOT! COULD! HAVE! JUST! LEFT!
they were a newly formed team and if worst came to worst, he could have just gotten himself to safety and have that be it. except he would NEVER do that. he’d never leave any of his team behind (especially hardison). in this scene and the one before it his hands were SHAKING because he was so scared for hardison and that hardison wouldn’t make it. eliot is the retrieval specialist and he’s the one that is supposed to get everyone home safe. he needed hardison to be safe.
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Receptionists: Can I help you?
Eliot: You sure can. Here to see a patient of yours, Mr. Tom Baker.
Receptionists: What's your relationship?
Eliot: Why?
Receptionists: Second Act has a strict policy. Only family members can see patients. We want to make sure outside influences don't hamper our clients' recoveries.
Eliot: I think that's an excellent policy. I'm Tom's brother. Hi. Mark.
(Eliot kisses the receptionists hand. She looks at Hardison)
Hardison: I'm-I'm with him.
Receptionists: So, you're a friend of…
Hardison: No, no, I am—
(Hardison puts his arm through Eliot’s. Eliot stiffens)
Hardison: I am with him. See, he thinks the flirting makes me jealous, but it doesn't. You know, but if you was, like, Brad Pitt or Denzel or somebody, oh, girl, it would be on, seriously. (rings the bell) Bring your ass. Bring your ass. (pulls Eliot away from the desk)
ot3 foreshadowing in season one- we love to see it
(also what a fucking nerd, hardison, tom baker? you live to base aliases off of doctor who)
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Parker: I thought my foster parents just wanted me so they could get money from the state, but now I realize they didn't love each other. They just wanted someone to love them.
Hurley: Like they need you to fill in the gaps for their relationship.
Parker: Exactly. But when that didn't happen, they just withdrew
Hurley: Yeah.
Parker: Which led me to steal.
Hurley: Yeah.
Parker: It's all so clear to me now
I’m not sure how much of this was true from her origin story but I’m keeping it as meta just in case
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Hardison: He's not all bad. He did give some of the money to people in need.
Eliot: You ever notice how all bad guys know at least one stripper?
Sophie (answering phone): Hello?
Hardison: And you know at least a hundred, so what does that say about you?
Eliot: Hey, I’m a bad guy
stfu eliot you know you’re not a bad guy anymore
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parker walking around all happy
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Parker: Okay, Parker, get into the air vent, out to the front gate.
Parker: No.
Nate: No?
Parker: No, I feel like I’m making real progress here.
Nate (puts his hands on her shoulders): Listen, I need you to focus, okay?
(Parker smiles and looks down at Nate’s arms)
Nate: What?
Parker: You don't usually touch me, or any of us, really. It's the hole in your heart, Tom. It doesn't allow you to get close to people.
Hurley: She's right
parker got so insightful in this episode. like it was because of the drugs but it gave an interesting look into her mind and into her past
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Hurley: Dr. Tanner?
Sophie: Hurley, jump on. Let's go. Now!
(Sophie is pulled away, but another creeper comes out from beneath the car. Hurley gets out of the car. Eliot is pulling on the rope from behind another car. Hurley is pulled away to safety. Eliot covers Sophie)
Eliot: Keep your head down. Keep your head down.
eliot covered sophie with his body and we love to see eliot protecting his family with whatever he’s got
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Eliot: Ooh.
Hurley: Steel-Belted radials.
(Eliot pulls a knife and cuts open the tire, revealing the inside full of money)
Eliot: Ohhh.
Hurley: What do you think?
(Eliot hands Hardison a handful of money)
Sophie: I think you might have a knack for this.
that was actually really smart ??? tagging this as something useful for a fic maybe ???
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Nate: Just-just take the win. Take the win. (grabs an envelope from Hardison and hands it to Hurley) Here you go.
Hurley: What's this?
Nate: That's your new identity. It's a driver's license, a passport, birth certificate.
Hardison: Your library card, Netflix membership, Sam’s club. Oh, I got you three months free at 24-Hour fitness. Maybe work off some of those tacos.
Hurley: You guys didn't have to do all this.
Nate: Yeah, well, actually, uh, we did. Uh, Jack Hurley is dead. We killed him. So this is your chance to kind of start over.
Hurley: Wow. Hey, d-do you think Michelle will forgive me when she gets the payout from my life-insurance policy?
Nate: Yeah, why don't we just, uh, go with the win? (escorts him toward the door) We're giving you a second chance, so don't screw it up. If you do, I promise we'll know. (hands Hurley tickets) Train ticket.
Hurley: Don't worry about me.
Nate: Yeah.
Hurley: I'm playing it straight from now on. In fact, as soon as I get to, uh... (looks at ticket) Rosarito, I’m gonna find the nearest support group. I promise. Thanks for everything, Tom. (shakes hand)
when the team has someone “die”, they take CARE of them
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Dr. Frank: You're sure this is for the best?
Sophie: Absolutely. Second Act isn't the right place for her.
(Parker smells marker. Sam comes and takes it away from her)
Sophie: No, she needs to be around people who better understand the issues she's struggling with. People more like her.
parker sniffing a marker and smiling snjdnssjsj
also SHE NEEDS HER FAMILY. HER FAMILY UNDERSTANDS HER.
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(Parker walks out of the building, laughing)
Parker: Hi. (runs up to the group, who are waiting for her) Hey! I missed you guys!
(Parker throws her bag at Nate and jumps into Eliot’s arms)
Eliot: Oh! (to Sophie) When do the happy pills wear off?
Nate: Usually about 24 hours.
Parker (hugging Hardison): I missed you.
Hardison: That's too bad. I kind of like this Parker.
(Parker puts an arm around both Eliot and Hardison and they start walking away)
Nate: Uh, Eliot?
(Nate throws Parker’s bag, Eliot catches it)
OT3 OT3 OT3
also PLEASE give me a fic of them watching over her while she comes down from the meds just in case she needs anything. fuck, I might have to write this if no one else does.
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eliot and hardison having a mini argument in the background getting parker in the car
