NO! I'm not buying Beyonce a drink!
I never really understood the logic of buying drinks for women at the bar. I say that tosay in a club/party setting once I have encountered a female I've only known her name within the last 7 seconds, and I just learned of her existence within the last minute or so, so why is it that she deserves a drink? I mean we haven't even had a date but since you decided to come out I gotta pay upon me meeting you? Sounds like a bad investment from the jump if you ask me. I understand some cats logic in regards to using it as a conversation starter and/or just trying to get the chick wasted, however I'm not blowing money to talk (I'm pretty sure I'm good there), getting you wasted for my own reasons?...ehhhh not really my style nor is it a crucial part of my game especially in a club atmosphere, nor did I even budget for your "night out" bc I just found out you existed. Now i know some cats are reading this like FOH but ironically when I hit the spot I really don't buy drinks for chicks for these very reasons, I stick to what I know and always leave with something. This holds true from me having a couple hundred in my pocket to a couple g's, in the future millions/billions and so on. So as we all indulge in what looks to be a great weekend coming up, and the most amazing Beyonce herself walks up to me expecting me to buy her a drink my answer is and will remain ... uhhhh na (Michael Kyle voice)
-Lew
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