#lexbarou

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"Are the residents evil, or are they just nerds?" he asks, leaning in close only to pull her back by her shoulders to avoid a collision with someone in a mask they clearly couldn't see out of. "Might be both."

"Careful, Redfield, the nerds might take offense."

"As long as you don't, Valentine, I don't care."

it's Barou day!!!! huge thanks to @bibbysstuff for a banger of a comm that ive been screaming about privately for the last week or so and forcing myself to save it for his birthday. Combining my two loves, resident evil and Shouei Barou, and it turned out so perfectly

ok to reblog, please don’t save

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“What happened to ‘twenty minutes’?” He asks as the familiar weight settles along his torso with a sigh against his neck. “It’s almost midnight, babe.”

“Couldn’t end on a loss,” she mumbles into his back, pressing a kiss between his shoulder blades before settling down. “Then we kept losing. We’re down to gold again.”

“You need a better duo.”

“You can tell Oliver he’s fired as my duo.”

Once again I got to snag a mystery comm from @fittsysart and it was a HUGE mystery and it’s SO GOOD. I’ve been staring at it all day, everyone say thank you to her for making Barou so big 😌

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My job will have me thinking about the most mundane shit with my f/os. Like yeah let’s have Barou and I sit in a car dealership for over an hour trying to buy a new car. How annoyed do we get sitting in a sales office waiting for the sales guy to negotiate with the sales manager who is trying to suck every dime they can out of us?

Let’s have Leon take his car in for service and detailing and then sit bored in the waiting area for three hours because he has nothing better to do and they won’t give him a loaner for the afternoon. How many bored selfies do I get? How many people does he make friends with (not by choice the service area of a dealership just bonds people and his car is literally one of a kind)

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barou not being drift compatible with me would bother him but only because what if the person who is drift compatible with me sees my memory of him naked? he could care less about the intimacy of drift compatibility and the research done about drift compatible partners versus partners that aren't because we love each other too much to let drift incompatibility wreck that. but what if the person i am compatible with unintentionally gets access to free lexbarou porn? THAT is what's unacceptable to him.

ignoring the logic that drift compatibility doesn't truly work like mind reading, it would definitely be cause for great concern for him

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lexbarou wedding in october chat

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lexbarou with a trilingual child because i do believe we live in italy for a very long time together

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lexbarou pro wrestling au would be so fun

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Thanks to @jozhenji I will be thinking about how barou not only indulges my love of gold jewelry BUT I now have an expanding jewelry collection courtesy of every time he proposes in bed 😭