#lexilycanroc

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Celebi: ... Hmm... I should probably speak with Mewtwo eventually concerning that Smeargle... hmm... but, I digress... right now, I’m far more concerned with the Ralts and Scrafty that seem to follow Lugia as their Proxies... I should get back to observing these new timelines...

>Celebi appears to be focusing on Lugia for the time being... >Hints Updated!

[askthepokemutants]

Kane: The fact that we’ve gone from a alternate dimension god to a god of alternate dimensions...

Boris: Yeah, there’s no way we can deal with that...

Lexi: We’re all going to DIE!!!

Boris: More like we’ll stop existing...

Kane: Is there a way we can get to Orre before this occurs? I mean, if that human girl could get here and vanish-

Tapu Lele: No, teleportation to Orre’s not possible anymore; you can fly there, but teleporting? No... Already tried.

Kane: Alright, so what can Mewtwo do here?

Tapu Lele: In other words: Mewtwo has access to Mega Evolution with other plans in motion.

Boris: What?

Tapu Lele: Mewtwo has two evolutions thanks to Mega Stones: X-Mewtwo and Y-Mewtwo, one of which gains immense power in psychic energies. We all know Mewtwo went out of their way to find their stones and hoard them... worst case, we would rely on Mewtwo as the final, last ditch effort-since we’re all roughly doing the same exact thing when it comes to Mew, though slightly differently. That and the amount of Legends who went to Mewtwo for support out of fear of the alternatives... minus Lugia-they seem to be friendly by default...

Boris: Right, so, Celebi, Lugia, Mewtwo, Genesect, the Tapu... and who else?

Tapu Lele: Well...

Lexi: L-Lele...!!

Tapu Lele: Mewtwo keeps those connections to themselves... whoever they are, they’re working independent of us-just like Celebi, just like Lugia-who is still working in tandem with Mewtwo.

Boris: Is this really the situation to work independently of each other?

Kane: It’s not, but we’re asking three Legends tormented by humanity to decide to work with us, and a Legend who knows every-single-timeline that any action we’d take would be known. If Celebi is using Mewtwo as a failsafe, then that means-

Tapu Lele: There’s only one timeline at any given time that doesn’t end with us all being eradicated because of Mew’s poor temper, and no, killing Mew won’t fix this, Kane.

Kane: Damn.

Boris: So we’re just... stuck waiting and hoping? That the other Proxies in Orre can be reached?

Tapu Lele: Right.

Boris: How many Proxies besides Lyle and Troy are there?

Tapu Lele: ...

Lexi: LELE!!!

Tapu Lele: I-I don’t know... it’s... confusing...

Boris: How?

Tapu Lele: Because... it was five before... it’s more now... and not... but it is... but it’s-

Kane: So, what should we do with the last few hours on Earth?

Lexi: THAT’S NOT FUNNY-

Kane: Since when did I joke?

>Koko and Celebi are looking for Mewtwo...?

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???: Apparently that… Mew-thing showed up, Lexi-

Lexi: The Strident King? Boris, buddy-ya gotta remember our technical-snrk-boss...

Boris: Sure... right, that thing, yeah. Do you think-

?: What now?

Lexi: Um...

Lexi: Wait, Kane, maybe we should-

Kane: I’m not dealing with that hyperactive fairy... go for it, get tackled by them if you want, but I won’t.

Boris: I agree.

Lexi: R-right...

????: Why? What’s the point in it? I mean… unless you’re plotting to-

Koko: No, not yet, maybe… depends.

Koko: If Lyle can damage Mew’s reputation enough with the Strident Knights to maybe produce a rebellion.

Lele: Ooorr… we fight Arceus?

Koko: Or we fight Arceus.

Lele: And probably get everything reset…

Koko: So we’ll try forcing the ‘Strident King’ to abandon his ‘duties’ for his actual duties…!

Lele: Through… Lyle…

Koko: … Yes-

Lele: I repeat… through Lyle…?

Koko: I know he’s… strange but-

Lele: Your Proxies are silly, Koko… that’s why everyone else-

Koko: I know, I know, but Lyle’s reliable. He seems to have a strange dislike of Mew on his own-

Lele: Probably that Mimikyu… and those strange Pokemon they fell for… I mean, really… who knew they were even alive…!

Koko: … Oh right that human and her Pokemon’s story-wait, how do you know about those three-

Lele: Kokooooo-you forgot the last meeting about Mew’s obsessions?

Koko: … …

Lele: … …

Koko: N-

Lele: Yes.

Koko: … Just prepare to contact Lyle…

Lele: Nice… but… where-

Koko: Went looking for the other ‘Strident Knights’ he said… I asked him to check in on some strange feeling I had a while back, so he mentioned he’d likely be near a ‘Hoenn’ place... whatever that is…

Lele: Hmmm... right I remember that vibe, freaky... only you cared about it though-

Koko: We should’ve all cared-

Lele: Ssshhhh... anyway... this ‘Hoenn’ thing... do you think I know what it is?

Koko: You’re a psychic, Lele!

Lele: Browsing my database, duh.

Koko: What are you-when could you do this? What is this??

Lele: What did I say earlier~? *wink*

Koko: … Just… do it…

>Tapu Koko and Lele are available for asks for a time!

Hint<Anything regarding the legendary ‘mons-aside from other curiosities-is fair game for these two>