Aug 5, 2013
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Derpte is a better name than Donte.
Honestly, the new Dante makes some pretty derpy faces. And just everything he does is…well, herp derp. Derpy derp derp.
DERPTE the demon killer.
I just had the funniest thought.
Imagine Devil May Cry characters in the Grand Theft Auto universe. Oh. My. Lord.
So, I had a nightmare...about DmC (it's pretty funny, I must say)
I was Paxton Fettel from F.E.A.R, and I saw a box of twizzlers, so I decided to open it up and eat the twizzlers. But while I was opening it up, I heard Kat screaming in pain somewhere. She sounded really close, but no matter how far I ran, I couldn't find her. So I decided to forget her, and continued to munch on the twizzlers, but Kat screamed again when I sank my teeth into the candy straws. "You incompetent woman," I muttered in Fettel's voice, "Let me enjoy...my candy." "IT HUUUURRRTS!" She screamed back. Then I realized....holy shit, the twizzler box was Kat all along, and the twizzlers were her intestines. Terrified, I threw the twizzlers down on the ground, and began pulverizing the box with Fettel's psychic fire blasts. Kat made this agonizing shriek, and the box of twizzlers soon turned into a puddle of black liquid. "Damn," I muttered, "So much for snack time." Then, something began to emerge from the black goo. "What? You're still alive?" I thought, in Fettel's voice. I was shocked a few seconds later. It was Dante's head emerging, and he had this derpy smile. "Fuck...you." Dante whispered, as he began to laugh manically. I frowned. "You are not worth my time." I growled, in Fettel's voice, as I kicked Dante's head off into the distance like a soccer ball. The dream then ended. With Fettel's sexy evil laugh. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Guys, lemme just say somethin', mkay?
I don't like the term, "redneck", mkay? I prefer...country boy. Why? Well, cuz I like green. Understand? Alright listen kiddo, I actually call myself a mountain boy, even though I live in South Florida. And frankly, mountains have a lot of green...and I like green. Mkay? Mkay.
So my sister decided NOT to take me to the movies...
Darn. I was close to seeing the DmC trailer with my own eyes.
I was talking to my friend in school, and I said, "Wouldn't it be cool if I met someone who loves Devil May Cry as well?" And then my friend made this snorting noise and replied, "I doubt it. Devil May Cry is a VERY unpopular game." I was pretty angered by her comment (well, more annoyed than angry. I don't get butt hurt over petty things.); I mean, I always thought the franchise was successful...Hell it even has a manga series, anime series, and a light novel series. AND it's getting a reboot (Is that considered a good thing...?). Oh, and Dante is in a few other games outside of his own (Marvel vs. Capcom for example....and now reboot Dante is in Playstation All Stars.) I don't know about you guys, but I don't think Devil May Cry is an unpopular game...at all. This isn't an angry rant or anything, I'm just kind of peeved and I want to get it out.
Can I just make love to New Vergil and his suit?
He's so....old style and very...wierd looking, in a good way....in a HOT way.