#human domestication guide

[pathetic-floretic]

Weaboo affini macrodosing you with class c to turn you into a yandere

[vanessa-coalescent]

Its crazy how genuinely deeply unhealthy hdg is for me

The idea that there is a world out there where everything is okay filled with infinitely many wonderful sensations to experience and ‘people’ that will never get tired of me that I can escape to only in daydreams and the fact that none of it will even remotely be real and all my brain can do about it is crave it and try to replicate sensations that do not exist might be damaging for my mental health

[brfsstuff]

Fun fact: all the xenodrug classes letters are chosen for what they do.

C for Connection

G for gender

Y for Young

M for movementn’t

D for “Damn I’m feeling pretty honest”

A for “Ayyyyy I wanna be touched”

[florafloret]

Good morning my stars and stardusts~ here’s a fun fact for your day, every haustoric implant comes programmed standard to develop a mesh around your brain that makes getting a concussion impossible.

This means you can’t punch a floret to knock them out and the only thing you’ll end up accomplishing is making them cry and giving them some bruises, which is one way to get forcibly domesticated and brainwashed so much you’ll be convinced your parents actually gave you the first name muffin.

[felixthelion]

HDG x WoF crossover. Make scavengers their own sophont species to keep in line with the rule of "humans haven't made contact with species other than rinans." OR. MAYBE. RINANS ARE SCAVENGERS AND HUMANS DIDN'T REALIZE DRAGONS WERE INTELLIGENT.

Cough cough. Anyway. The affini dismantle monarchy. Dragons make very great pets especially RainWings. LeafWings can be a little tricky due to their leaf speak. A sufficiently powerful LeafWing can slow down or trip up an affini but of course the affini are inevitable. LeafWings are actually the most independent group despite their affiliation with plants. They have trauma from mind controlling plants.

Assuming the NightWings have a decent population of seers they surrender basically immediately because none of their seers can envision a future where they're not under the control of the Affini Compact.

[felixthelion]

Your affini brings you aboard the Carcosa, a Compact ship rivaling the size of pluto in length. You've never been aboard such a huge ship and you're nervous. Don't worry, your affini says, you'll be alright. You're wearing something different today. Something so luxurious you never could have dreamed of it under the Accord.

You reach a massive outdoor space. It's a brightly colored village that looks straight out of the history textbooks your affini showed you of what Terra was like a thousand years ago in the 1500's. Humans, affini, and tons of other xenosophont species you don't recognize are dressed as nobility, adventurers, jesters, and fantasy creatures. Some even look like a conventional DND party. A few humans have their ears bio-modded to be pointed. Your affini hands you a caramel covered apple. Enjoy the fair, says the affini at the entrance.

You have more fun than you could have imagined. There are shows, games, displays. A big puppet show with a massive red-gold greedy dragon controlled by unseen affini. The dragon is slain in the end and all of its gold given to the villagers it had been stolen from. You take a handful of gold pieces. They're chocolates covered in gold foil. Actual gold foil, not just yellow aluminum.

Your eyes turn to the throne at the top of the stage. You find yourself staring at the affini sitting in it. Dark twisted branches sprout from the top of its head, it has a pale mask of a blue-white alien wood. Its robes are made of long golden grass, countless dandelions and sunflowers and marigolds. You realize why the ship is called the Carcosa. Its captain is the King in Yellow.

[imjustdoingstuff]

Wtf is human domestication guide and how to I become obsessed with it