#human domestication guide

[hdg-shitposts]

Chia's pet

[hdg-shitposts]

HDG was psyop by parks department to get people to appreciate them more

[brfsstuff]

I was watching a video on nfts (anti nft video relax) and there was a group called “Beeple” that were brought up for a second and my ears perked up for a split second and I realized very quickly that I should probably get off the internet for a bit.

[ami-independentflortbait]

I went to the park today... it felt as though everyone was staring at me... was it my imagination? Was it because of the dress?

I couldn't tell.

[choko-predap-second-bloom]

My preferred method of ragebaiting is taking a cute terran girl out for a wine and dine, telling her I'm gonna make her wet tonight, and then taking her home to give her a bath and look at her confused when she seems disappointed.

[choko-predap-second-bloom]

Sat in for a play trial. I had more pertinent things to be doing but y'know, jury duty.

I'm glad I did though, it was quite the case.

Judge: Make your case.

Terran: *frowny face*

Judge: Noted; now you.

Xenra: *frownier face*

Playlawyer: Objection, she can't do that!

Judge: Overruled.

Playlawyer: *frowniest face*

[hdg-shitposts]

If Christmas still exists in HDG, then xmas tree decor is one of the most obvious choices for a festive affini