#librarianproblem

[therecoveringlibrarian]

I think it’s dumb that they frown on men wearing make up. Sometimes I need glitter to hide my tears.

[therecoveringlibrarian]

These lovely signs are a reminder of why branding is so important. The more signs you post the fewer are read! So... this makes me sad.

[therecoveringlibrarian]

The alarm has been chirping for nearly two weeks. You don’t notice it when we are busy. But I’m the evening when I’m working usually, it just chirps every so often. The battery needs to be replaced, I get it. But I’m lead to believe only our City’s Facilities Department can do that because it requires tools, and I’m not allowed to use those things at work because my boss firmly believes I will die. Not sure when that’s happening but I’m losing my mind.

For the record this Emergency Exit leads somewhere but where I do not know. I’ve never seen the door open in my four years there. It probably leads to a parking lot, but it is the Youth Department so it might lead to Narnia.

Who dares me to find out?!?

Or, worse, who dares me to try to change the batteries myself?

Yes, the chirping is driving me so insane, I might just do it.