Nov 23, 2025
Wizard Rule #3
No shoes in the tower UNLESS it is Tuesday.
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Wizard Rule #3
No shoes in the tower UNLESS it is Tuesday.
Wizard Rule #16
No mater how tempting it may be, a wizard shalt not cast Aqua Animation on snowmen in winter. Their own sentience will only disturb them and that frightens the children. Consider casting telekinesis on the squirrels as an alternative source of entertainment.
Wishing you all a Libby Scribbmas from Librarius and his friends. May all your magical dreams come true!
Wizard Rule #1: always cast Correct Contraction
Wizard Rule #2: take a moment whenever you can to think about what you are grateful for!
I am grateful for my favorite crystal scepter, for Anthony the flying rat, and for my most wizardly ability to correct people’s grammar completely unprompted and anonymously in public.
Wizard Rule #20
Never check the weather. Wizards should be able to feel that shit in their bones.
Wizard Rule #11
Real wizards always tell their mom that she looks pretty!
Wizard Rule #21:
Thou shalt not tease the spawns of Alpha for 67 when the knights of Z did once chant 21
Wizard Rule #19
Polish your orb after each use and do NOT leave it near a source of sunlight. The bitch WILL refract light and start a fire!