Librarius W. Scribbleworth

The “W” stands for “Wizard”

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Greetings curious minds! This is my blog of trademarked Wizard Tips (not that kind) as well as zine locations and news article updates!

About Librarius Scribbleworth:

After a 300 year career of teaching and research, Dr. Librarius W. Scribbleworth has settled into his retirement at Mount Holyoke College where he lives in the clock tower and watches student life from above.

He lives with a handful of helpful spiders, his parrot familiar Emi, and a 60 gallon freshwater fish tank. His most accomplished students (including the esteemed Lorelei Windsong Throne) visit him often so he is never without good company— nor is he as retired as he should be!

Scribbleverse content info

Check Mount Holyoke News on Mondays for articles written by Dr. Scribbleworth titled “Wizard in the Real World!”

Zines are dropped in Blanchard Hall three times a semester. I’ll post updates on this blog when they drop

Public Scribbleverse content

Zines

Wizards of Mount Holyoke

Librarius Scribbleworth’s Book of Evil Spells

Librarius Scribbleworth’s Book of Benevolent Spells

Articles

Wizard in the real world: the vast knowledge of Librarius Scribbleworth (MHN November 10th)

Other

Reading is Anarchy (poster)

Into the Scribbleverse (PowerPoint)

DJ Scribby on the Beat (playlist)

Facts and such

Pronouns: he/him

Age: 424

Alma Mater: the University of Casstosian (school of business)

Relations: Lorelei Windsong Throne (student), Numia Mira Scholastica (ex wife), Emi (parrot familiar), Amber Warlock (close friend)

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The only thing I know about wizards is that every person who has tried to become a wizard has died a wizard

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Wizard Rule #21:

Thou shalt not tease the spawns of Alpha for 67 when the knights of Z did once chant 21

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Wizard Rule #20

Never check the weather. Wizards should be able to feel that shit in their bones.

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Wizard Rule #19

Polish your orb after each use and do NOT leave it near a source of sunlight. The bitch WILL refract light and start a fire!

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Wizard Rule #18

The crystal spire at the top of the library dome is for academic scepter charging ONLY! Any students caught using it for recreational purposes will be subject to disciplinary action.

Varsity sports may use it for healing magic. Club sports should take an Advil and walk it off.

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Wizard Rule #17

You WILL make it through finals!

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Wishing you all a Libby Scribbmas from Librarius and his friends. May all your magical dreams come true!

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Wizard Rule #16

No mater how tempting it may be, a wizard shalt not cast Aqua Animation on snowmen in winter. Their own sentience will only disturb them and that frightens the children. Consider casting telekinesis on the squirrels as an alternative source of entertainment.

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Wizard Rule #15

Always cut your hair before Sceptermas Eve if you don’t want your mother to bother you about it.

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Wizard Rule #14

To start your day with full mana, eat a good breakfast, wash your face, and say three nice things about yourself in the mirror ✨💕🐬🧙🏻‍♂️

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Wizard Rule #13

Do N̶̡̛̥̯̦̳̲̝̖̠͈̯͕͆̀̋͘Ǒ̴̡̧̗̮͙͙͍̩̣̰̳̗̌̔̍͗̅́̑͗ͅͅT̵̢̟͔̰̰͔͗̎̾̀̄͊͐͆͆̃̈ wait until the end of break to start your assigned readings for class!!!

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Wizard Rule #12

If you are going to hug a cactus, take it slow and gentle. Or don’t. Ouch.

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Wizard Rule #11

Real wizards always tell their mom that she looks pretty!

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Wizard Rule #10

Drink a full glass of water for every potion!

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Wizard Rule #9

Real Wizards don’t participate in a Thanksgiving turkey trot.

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Wizard Rule #8

Forgive but do not forget. It is wise to let knowledge of past actions light your path, but let hope for a warmer future guide you forward.