#lichverse

[laryna6]

Stuff that has happened in Lichverse:

Igris’ premeditated murder of Goto Ryuji’s ego

Baek Yoon-Ho would be having hot threesomes except he’s such a moron that the two people in love with him have tried flirting, they’ve tried asking him out, they’ve tried confessing, they’ve tried shutting up his stupid mouth with theirs, and he still remains oblivious to their feelings. Instead of being rivals, Choi Jong-In and Min Byong-Gyu bonded over ‘WHY are we still attracted to this idiot?!’ and get coffee sometimes to bitch about him.

Song-Yi becomes Jin-Ho’s little sister.

Sung Jun-Woo having his sexual awakening after spending his teen years too exhausted to have much of a sex drive, but s-ranks can get away with murder so good luck sending him to horny jail

Hwang Dong-Su getting spanked, not in a sexy way. Jin-Woo getting to work out his issues re. stronger hunters abandoning the weak to die, not in a sexy way.

Laura going ‘holy fucking shit, my shy virgin with no social skills boss is going to get eaten alive by this dom: I can’t believe I find myself thinking,’I am witnessing a slaughter and the victim is Thomas Andre, the strongest tank in the world’’‘

Sugar daddy!Jin-Woo getting his new trophy blond Thomas a motherfucking dragon.

“Oh my god, it’s full of loot.”

Go Gun-Hee heroically fighting back manly tears and the urge to call Sung Jin-Woo, “My son!”

Stuff that has not happened in Lichverse despite my best efforts:

Creepy cute!Jin-Woo, which was the point of this fic

the entire ‘dude’s a monster’ plotline expanding on canon’s, which was the other point of this fic

Stuff Lichverse needs more of:

‘Sung Jun-Woo entered an s-rank dungeon to grind for a conditional drop before clearing the boss: we have one hour post thirst’

People’s reactions to finding out the monsters have mythology

[laryna6]

Lichverse progress -

atTheBaddestMFsAround (Scavenger Guild Official) - These bags are all full of runestones. Seriously. 10/10, would send atILoveMyNewJobClass to mug santa’s elves for us again.’

Thomas tweeting out that Jin-Ho is adorable and SJW has great taste in boyfriends and yes, Thomas is totally saying that himself. ‘I mean, look at the s-class tits on the other one’ [attached picture of his pecs]

China didn’t have ‘Guilds,’ it had the Liu Zhigang Protection Association. ‘Make The Cinnamon Roll Stop Soloing Dungeons Before He Gets Himself Killed 2K11.’ Whatever Liu Zhigang had done in previous timelines, it was enough to recruit the

rulers

into his fanclub, judging by how they’d made him a super special OP awakening. ‘A++ saving humans that guy, need to give him more power so he can do more of it.’

The realization that SJW was sticking close to LJH on raids not to have her apply heals, but because everybody else would scatter to get themselves as much cash as possible until regrouping for the boss, so he had to forgo his own chance to grind more money to bodyguard the healers so they didn’t all effing die.

Guild conference meet-up ‘get smashed and bitch about s-ranks’ in an e-rank dungeon so the time flow difference lets you recover from the hangover before the next meeting – it’s there for the week and eventually gate breaks and out spills a party - the boss is killed by a lot of half-naked people with hangovers

SJW: ‘I have stuff I should tell you but can’t bring myself to tell you.’ Ms. Selner: ‘is this about the spirits inhabiting our bodies?’ Thomas Andre: WTF?

[paganangels]

We cleared out the trees We cast them down in envy Scorched into the deeps 'till all the earth was burning

[x]

[paganangels]

[paganangels]

[messier51]

Last Line Game (tagged by @lizardkingeliot)

How about the last paragraph? (they’re really short sentences) Here’s some cute Q/Alice from part 2 of the lichverse:

“I'm going to…” Quentin trailed off. Alice was smiling at him. He'd done it. Sort of. With training wheels, but it felt good. 

tagging: @ceeainthereforthat @alecjmarsh @tellthenight + anyone else who’s working on a thing (show me your thingssss)