I HAVE AN IDEA! Reader is a deep sleeper who moves in our sleep. We end up smacking Simon in the face causing him to wake up like
- Biscuits 🌺
ME ME ME. i’m dead to the world when i sleep, especially when im next to someone i trust 😭 i also toss and turn so bad when i sleep so i get it!! thank you for the ask biscuits 🤍🤍🤍🤍
Simon and you have very different ideal sleeping arrangements. The amount of pillows and blankets you have on your bed was alarming to him at first because there is no way it’s not a safety hazard. Simon also runs so hot in his sleep. You tried the traditional cuddling, but it led to your sweaty back being against his sweaty front and both of you irritated at 6:30am from feeling gross.
The one thing Simon is still acclimating to is your nighttime tossing and turning. He brought it up to you multiple times and each time you give him the same answer. “My body can barely stay still when i’m awake, why would you think it would be any different when I am asleep?” He tried to hold you in your sleep, but you can guess how that ended up (annoyed that you have a stiff neck from being in a weird angle all night because your 250 pound boyfriend laid his body weight on you and wouldn’t move) To top it all off, he is a light sleeper. Years of military training making sure he is alarm and ready at a moments notice. Every time you moved, he would wake from the movement. It wasn’t ideal, but Simon’s too smitten with you to care about losing some sleep. Nothing new in his book.
Tonight was like no other. You were snoring softly, sometimes mumbling to yourself after he had watched you fall asleep a few hours ago. His body refusing to get out of hyper-vigilant mode refusing him peaceful sleep. He huffs while looking at the clock on the bedside table. 02:49 blinks back at him. Dammit Riley. Sleep. He thinks to himself before turning over so he is on his back, staring at the ceiling. Minutes pass listening to your breathing before he feels himself being slowly taken into slumber.
SMACK
Simon eyes shoot open, trying to figure out what just happened. His face stings lightly from the impact. His eyes trail down to your arm lying across his chest. “Christ, sweetheart.” He mumbles before moving your body so you mold against his front while placing your arms in a ‘X’ across your chest. He knows he will have to listen to you complain tomorrow about sweaty you are when you wake up or how your arm hurts from being trapped by him. He doesn’t care, he can’t wait to tell you how you smacked him in his sleep, knowing you’ll forget all about the state you woke up in. Only caring whether or not you hurt him. Also he knows that you will kiss it better (straddling him while placing kisses over every centimeter of his face, shoulders, neck, and upper chest. he loves the attention, you love giving him it.) and he’s alright with that.
just did a semi-regular following look where i check who is consuming my media and UM???
Let me make this abundantly clear for the alarming amount of right wing accounts that have followed me in the last 2 weeks:
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ELON
MAY EVERY TELSA BURN
BLACK LIVES MATTER
LGBTQIA+ LIVES MATTER
TRANS LIVES MATTER
FREE PALESTINE
FREE SUDAN
FREE DRC
FUCK ISRAEL
oh and fuck it might as well
REUNIFY IRELAND
Sincerely fuck off and never interact with me. I will never see your side and quite frankly never want to. If this offends you, sorry you’re a snowflake and block me. 🤍🤍🤍🤍
anyways love yall who understand basic human rights, decency, and respect 💓💓
everyone please go block this account. they are stealing other people’s works and claiming them as their own. this lack of respect for the people in this community who work hard is not tolerated.
either come up with something on your own or don’t post at all. it’s such loser behavior and honestly they should be ashamed.
i have contacted the original author of each stolen work and i encourage everyone to do the same as this person is literally following the people they are stealing from.