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Being The Weeknd

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This guy poses as The Weeknd, just watch what happens

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Struggle Rapper Pranked By Fake Record Executive

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Behind "Not Texting Back"

Texting is the worst form of communication.

It's "instant" which makes any lag time in response feel like the person you're texting with either hates you or does't care that you exist. They could totally be taking a shower or driving, but your mind will automatically go to, "guess they don't like me anymore," and you'll spend lots of time analyzing your last outgoing text. Shit like, "I shouldn't have used that exclamation mark at the end of that sentence. It made me look too eager."

Everything is constantly misinterpreted. Sayings like "my pleasure" take on a whole new meaning over text. There's no tone of voice in a text message. There are no facial expressions you can see. There's nothing but emojis and exclamation marks, which I think are pretty limiting. I feel obligated to write "haha" or "!" at the end of every text so my recipient doesn't think I hate them.

Sometimes I don't text people back. It's not because I hate them or think they're unimportant. I just literally forget. For whatever reason though, I never think that's the reason someone doesn't text me back. It always seems personal when you're the one waiting for a response. 

The below text message was the centerpiece of this video

In the video, I responded to a text a girl sent me on December 30th, 2012 exactly one year later, December 30th, 2013. I made it look as if that was the plan all along. Not the case. What actually happened was that I came up with this idea in the fall of 2013. I had to look back through all my past text messages, and try to find a situation in which a girl had taken a long time to text me back, and I had then decided not to reply. Luckily, I'm a digital hoarder that rarely deletes any texts, so I was able to find the above scenario.

In over a year and a half of texts, this was the only situation I was able to find like this. In almost every other texting scenario, I was the one who sent the last text, and didn't get a reply. I'm going to share several of these instances below. These selected texts will make me look like a "thirsty ass nigga," but in all honesty, I think deep down, we're all "thirsty ass niggas." If you go through most single guys' phones (especially dudes that are constantly trying to fuck), you'll find lots of scenarios like this. The only difference is, they wouldn't put them on the internet for everyone to see. I'm just a weirdo who gets off on embarrassment, so enjoy!

This one doesn't exactly fit, but it's such a relatable example of being flaked on that I wanted to include it:

This one doesn't fit the mold either, but it's too hilarious not to include:

and it happened again:

Here's some stand up that address many of my issues with texting:

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Just launched this project I've been working on for a while called LieGuys. In this first episode, I along with several friends acting as my entourage, pretended to be The Weeknd and his crew, and were able to walk directly into one of his concerts. Many were fooled. 

There will be a new video every other Monday for 10 episodes total.

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