#lies and deception

[bethanydelleman]

Me: I have chicken and I have parmesan. I can make chicken parmesan

Recipe: The primary cheese ingredient is mozzarella

Me: DISH OF LIES

[feytouched]

my pen was supposed to be delivered today but fedex postponed it to tomorrow at the last minute ; w ; </3

[the-regularness-of-life]

Quotes from The Wire

[notyetaghost]

If i told you the truth

Would you call me a liar

I think that you would

What person could hide

All of themselves forever

It should be impossible 

Yet here i am 

Would you be hurt 

That i never let you see me

I don't think you would be

To be honest with you

You wouldn't like the real me

I don't think you like the me i am now

The one handmade to be palatable

Its wishful thinking to believe 

That you would suddenly change

That you would wake up a day

And like me as i am

But then again you don't know me

So i oftentimes wonder

Would you keep me as i am

Or begin to know a stranger

[oppsmuse]

I trust you?

‎Mastered the art of lying so well that I lie, and they claim that they trust me, and I can't lie. I wonder if I should be proud or ashamed that now they can trust me, but I can't.

[desi-lgbt-fest]

how are you not making Bollywood gay??? I thought this one would be one of the most used prompt wtf

[karie99]

Am I the only one whatching the first seconds of FWS episode 2 thinking : "Damn ! is that Bucky stripping in front of the camera ?!"

I mean for a moment ... I really thought that would be the best episode EVER !

But no...it was juste this new creepy Captain America...

Damn it Disney !

[fatherguido-sarducci]

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