(is my breath alright? alright, i can do this..)
You. Me. 2fort. What are we getting for dinner? Sandviches of course! Uh oh, there was a roofie in our gas station sandviches. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. HORNY FISH. You know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench drives in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it.
Bear fight? ✅
Bare handed ✅
Bare.. naked? OH ✅ YES ✅PLEASE ✅
We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck-E-Cheese. Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO.
Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint, GREENED out, then i turned INTO the sun
UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN DYAHDHHBHGHJJHGJHHGJHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA
(FUCK NOT AGAIN anyways uhh my steam friendcode is 1506441409 if you uhm want to hop on tf2 )
I............. That sounds............. perfect..........😳💕
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SANDVICHES AT 2FORT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER AND BE SURROUNDED BY HORNY FISH AND FIGHT A BEAR BEAR NAKED AND THEN BEFRIEND IT AND THEN RIDE IT TO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE AND OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYTHING WITH YOU!!!!!! SQOBDKABFNABFKSBD THAT SOUNDS SO WONDERFUL N DREAMY I'M IN!!!! 🥰🥰🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕
(can't friend u on steam bc I'm POOR(haven't wasted a penny on steam). So uhh, ma user is I Fuck The Heavies I Heal. Might have to send u that quick link stuff, but we'll figure that out later 🤭)




















