Nov 24, 2022
How many children do you have Frank?
I am actually a virgin. I am a pure virgin.
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How many children do you have Frank?
I am actually a virgin. I am a pure virgin.
Why did you buy a grasshopper? What was it for?
It was part of a continuing quest to buy or steal live animals for the sole purpose of feeding them to my pet tarantula
Are all turkeys turkish? Do all thanksgiving birds come from the country of Turkey?
No, all turkeys are turkish. (And the country of Turkey was created later.)
The turkeys we usually see at Thanksgiving are descendants of two different breeds of turkey, each from the other side of the globe. (The birds we call "wild turkeys" come from South America.)
However, the "wild turkey" in most of the US is considered invasive — it's a result of accidental (and now unintentional) releases of domestic turkeys (a bird native to the Mediterranean region) throughout the eastern US, and now it interbreeds with the local wild turkey populations.
The "domestic turkey" is the main bird we think of when we say "turkey." We like it because it tastes good, and because its fat can be rendered into an edible oil, the only fat that is 100% edible. But it's not native here, and many people in the USA have only been eating it for a couple of hundred years — it's not that long ago. And, because it's a hybrid of a wild and domestic species, it's not even native to its progenitors' native ranges.
And the wild turkeys in the US are, in most cases, not even domestic turkeys! Some of them are "bush turkeys" — not even domesticated turkeys! They descend from escaped, feral, or escaped domestic (i.e. the first) turkeys. ("Bush turkeys" have a broader "habitat" than domestic turkeys, and also tend to be darker colored and less white-eyed than domestic turkeys.) And others are feral birds from places that were never the main source of domesticated turkeys. (One thing to note: turkeys were a major food source in the Middle East in the time of the Ottoman Empire, in what is now Egypt. So there may be feral turkeys in the area, and that has not always been well known. There are even reports of feral turkeys in Egypt!)
Hi Frank! Could you describe an animal for me?
It took me a long time to get this joke, but "animals" is actually short for "animated objects."
I had no idea animals were animated objects! Who are animals animated by? Does this mean we're in a simulation?
It's called "animation." I have no idea if that's how the word is used in the physical sciences (since that's the context in which I'm familiar with it)
lifeaspect replied to your post: taking pictures like a noob x...
wow cutie!!
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i was supposed to ship rei with makoto but i ended up shipping makoto with haruka wHOOPS
rei with makoto??????????????? o: ive never thought of this ship before!!
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omg how do you feel about a short stubby kanaya and a tall karkat
OMG gomen i didnt see this earlier!!! pfbffmfnnn
man. yeah!!!!!!!!!! those can actually be rlly cute omg.... i mean i usually prefer it the other way like most ppl but i once saw that post that like depicted both the typical headcanons for them and this and it was. so cute. honestly i cant decide which is more adorable bbbbecause. idk. i just. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa