#lifelineposting

[bangaloreposting]

I.....

I think Ajay kissed me last night.

[mirageposting-blog]

@lifelineposting, isn’t it weird killing people for charity?

[mirageposting-blog]

Yeah, some of us didn’t get kissed last night, but do flaunt it all over the internet.

Just kidding. That was good. ;) I’d say let’s do it again sometime but @lifelineposting might not make it out of the bar at all if she tries to keep up with us any harder. Unless @bangaloreposting‘s gonna make a habit out of carrying her out...

[bangaloreposting]

Ajay is very warm.

[bangaloreposting]

@lifelineposting

I guess I’ll be talking to you next in a day or two, when I’m (undoubtedly) one of the champions of this match.

But just in case something goes haywire for me, I slipped something into your locker.

[mirageposting-blog]

@lifelineposting, it’s my blog and I can post whatever I want. ;)

[mirageposting-blog]

@lifelineposting, about keeping your woman safe, how about... how about you keep me safe from her once we’re out of here? Like, keep her to yourself. On a leash, preferably. With a muzzle on it.

Tell you the truth, I’m a little scared of her.

I’m just kidding, but - not about the muzzle and the leash and keeping her away from me. I think I’m her red cloth. You know, like they had with bulls back in... Spain? Was it Spain that had the thing with the bulls, and India with the cows? Ah, anyway. Wherever they were pissing off bovines with bright colors, I’m the cloth and she’s the bovine. With all due respect, of course, I’m not - calling her a cow or anything, or comparing her to a dog with the leash and the muzzle... now that I think about that that’s a pretty unfortunate metaphor to use, actually, considering... Because she’s pretty cool, and I wouldn’t call her a cow, or - anything else disrespectful. Obviously. Because I respect her, and women in general. You’d know that. Right?

Actually, you know what, this is not going well for me. At all. It’s time to stop, and... I think that’s gunfire. Yep. Gotta go. Bye!

[bangaloreposting]

@lifelineposting 

we should train together sometime.

I’m sure we could teach each other a few things.