#lifeofnikki

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My Late Shakespeare professor tossed our final novel out of the lesson plan and replaced it with Shakespeare Starwars. We've been acting it out in class and the first day he wore a starwars tshirt under his sweater and tore it off as soon as he walked into class. Can I tell you how much I love being an English major? omg, I've never had so much fun with Shakespeare.

This is just a slice of what makes being an English major so wonderful. Thank you for sharing :)

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lifeofnikki answered your question: Any advice for a gal who’s trying to get through...

Read it in all the different voices, or where you think the voices end…if I remember it right LOL

Good idea!

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lifeofnikki replied to your post: all right, that’s it. i’v...

Low

low ;

A sound escapes him, guttural and low--her hand slips down to the button of his jeans, his mind explodes against the rear passenger door--and then he is sucking in air through a gasping mouth, and Korra's--her mouth, on his throat--and Tahno, on his back in the backseat of his own car--and just when he thought he couldn't sink any lower--she does.

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♬, yo.

SHINee - 알람람 시계 (Alarm Clock)

It's a nice R&B groove. It's actually about a breakup, but hey, it's in Korean so we can ignore the lyrics and keep the song, haha.

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1-10 c:

Ooh 10 question challenge.

1) I'm in no way looking atm, and I've not been in many relationships. However, I know that if I were to be with someone, they'd have to respect themselves, me, and my friends. They'd have to be kind (duh) and I'd have to feel super comfortable around them. Basically, a super close friend which is where things start to get weird and lines get blurry and that could take up a whole post alone.2) Aside from two stupid like week-long relationships I had in middle school, the only relationships I consider having had in the past are two really good friendships which ended up really gradually and stealthily ending up in something more? I'm no longer close with either of them. One is still cool even though we don't talk much, and I'm not on speaking terms with the other.3) I'm currently single.4) My biffie Jimmy! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ We actually used to hate each other super badly in middle school, and I don't remember exactly how it happened, but by tenth grade we were pretty tight and now we're mostly inseparable. It's been a long friendship, and we've both changed a lot, but we've managed to stay together for this long and we're close through it all, which I think is beautiful. So much love for that guy.5) I don't really understand this question lol? I'm just gonna say Leah because she's a terrible human being and I hate her totes yeah go away Leah. God.6) My parents are chill. My mom and I are super close and spend a lot of time together, she works at TCL registering people for classes and is totes accepting of all kinds of stuff I like/do/feel. My dad is okay, we're not really close and never have been, partly because he's in a piss poor mood every other day, but also because he isn't really accepting of a lot of stuff.7) I have two half-siblings, a brother and a sister (37 and 33 respectively I think) from my mom and her terribly abusive ex-husband. I've only met my brother once or twice since I can remember, and we don't ever really talk, we're kind of just neutral and acknowledge each other's presence. My sister lived in beaufort for some years until moving back to KY a few months ago, and we're pretty close. She's hilarious and loving even though she's a total bitch sometimes (gemini) but I don't even consider her to be my half-sister. We have good times together.8) I've had tons of pets over the years, but one of my favorites was an ashy blond ferret named Curry I had a few years ago, who had to be put down because of cancer. At the moment, we have three cats, a lovebird, and a macaw.9) I have a lot of dreams, too many probably (hahaha infp), I could talk about a lot of them in detail with you guys, but I'll talk about my current life goals/dreams. I'd love to be some sort of teacher, which is my plan at the moment for a career. I want so strongly to travel the world, see all kinds of nature. I NEED to go to Iceland someday, and hope to live there for an extended period, it's just so fucking beautiful and it calls to me.10) I mostly daydream about hypothetical situations (what would happen if I did this) or changed past events (what if I would have done this instead of that) and follow them along until they're out of control.