Friend: So. Who do you ship Spidey with?
Me: Hm? Like in Marvel?
Friend: Uhhh, He is from Marvel right? Or just like in general I guess....
Me: *deep breath* MJ, Harry, Gwen, Flash, Ned, Johnny, Matt, Silk, Felicia, Kitty, Deadpool, Harley Keener
Friend: Wait, what-
Me: *Continuing with a crazed look* Jason, Tim, Duke, Cass, Steph, Dick, Barbara, Damian (if they are aged similar), Kara, Kon, Superman Prime-
Friend: Ummm *slowly backs away*
Me: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Danny Phantom.....*continues reciting into the sunset*
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Y'all, I ship him with anything and everything ok???? As long as I see a good enough fanart or read a fanfic or heck, just a prompt? Bam! Shipped!
(Also, my friend barely knows Spiderman much less the different versions of him or the comics in general. Safe to say I talked their ears off for the next couple of hours and they are fully traumatized 👍🏼)