#lightning-atsui

[aureus-vulpes]

oh you mean my sister and ginkaku boa hancock is going to marry me and try not to pick a fight with her all female villagers i done that before it took three hours to lose them

"When did I agree to go anywhere with you?" Kinkaku asked in a rude tone

"This is too damn confusing..." Ginkaku sighed

[aureus-vulpes]

hancock knows what it feels like to be ignored sometimes but ginkaku you could marry boa hancock

"I'm actually considering it now."

[aureus-vulpes]

boa hancock is hotter than kinkaku's wife and try having to deal with hancock all day and night she still doesn't trust men and me marrying hancock we would have the three gorgon sisters that's what they are called by the village they are from

"What the hell? How the fuck do I keep track of all this?"

[aureus-vulpes]

well boa hancock is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman in the world. they say her beauty outranks mermaids she's even bigger than my sister believe it or not she's a j cup

"I find Samui much more attractive, brother."

[aureus-vulpes]

yeah it's kind of odd having you two in the family

"It's not any better for me! You think Kinkaku pays attention to me when that woman is walking around?"

[aureus-vulpes]

when did you and samui get married

"That is not your concern... actually it might be now since you're my brother-in-law. Oh shit this could be awkward."

[aureus-vulpes]

wait you married samui how did i not know this

"Pay attention next time."

"I was surprised to hear this too."

[aureus-vulpes]

boa hancock might pick one of you to marry her or she might kill you both

"I'm married to Samui."

"..."