I know this is so fuckiing random but I remembered when some weeks ago I found this writer that writes pretty good smut fics, and they wrote about this austrian character and they made them do like. Dirty talk in german. And LISTEN, LISTEN.
Like.... I get the vision, I get the idea, It COULD be hot, just... not with german... if a dude/woman says 'JAAA DAS GUT' to me while doing sex I'm gonna fucking wheeze laugh in their face, that is the LEAST sexy language to hear in dirty talk my god I am so sorry. I don't wanna come for their wig and their brand, the writing is really good, just german in sexy talk is NOT doing it for me. Maybe because I'm italian and german just sounds silly to me in that context. I don't know. I just know I remembered it randomly today while having breakfast and I couldn't stop laughing for minutes
