#like is it?

[tumbleweeddesktop]

Is jiuge (cwn guqin) technically his brother?

[fullofmelaninsarcasmandepression]

ok but i just wanna be split in half by both olivia benson and elliot stabler...is that too much to ask for

[romancebullets]

I bring a certain ‘is it busting all over your face and mouth just like cum and jizz would’ vibe to the hangout that pisses off my friends when we’re trying to have food in public

[an-agender-disaster]

hi what gave you the right to follow me, like the fuck?

[haruhiis]

wait wait wait. is kaede’s execution really called  “I stepped on a Cat”?? like is that true??

[shinybootsandnosocks]

I honestly just sat here for a moment and wondered if puddles was actually a word

[sunburstsky]

Update re: the weed situation

Came home to find my roommate and her high friend had deadlocked the door so I couldn't get in

They were obviously smoking in the living room and then frantically shoved everything in her room because his hat was still on the back of the couch and the living room reeks.

It's like hitting a solid wall of smell.

He frantically apologizes unnecessarily for taking so long to open the door.

Whatever

I have never gotten a headache this fast in my entire life.

My room doesn't smell like pot.

Victory!

But wait

Go to use the bathroom; bathroom smells like pot

It's coming through the vents because she turned the vent on in her bathroom and the AC goes her room > living room > my room > my bathroom

My room now also reeks

Here's hoping my work clothes don't smell like pot tomorrow.