#like lol.

[lesbiancolumbo]

the five year old is sad because her preferred hiding spot was taken by her brother. i said she had plenty of other hiding spots to consider. and this little girl went “but you’re gonna find me ☹️” and i just looked at her like babe i don’t know how to tell you this. i’m gonna find you every time because you make me hide you before i start counting.

[jackoino]

🕊️ mourning dove

[tillman]

My mom basically came in and yelled at me but like nicely to stick with the plan I had before cus its my fault I waited so long to think about it like I know bro its almost as if ive waited so long because every time I tried to bring it up I got yelled at that ohh I was already in art school and to just go with that

[belovedpetz]

embarrassing as fuck to have to learn how to live as a real person in ur 20s cu u spent ur entire childhood and teen years dissociated

[loverboyfae]

the core problem with christianity is actually the concept of a FATHER ever having to forgive YOU

[cynful-singularity]

Non women get endometriosis too.

[your-local-granny]

finding out sylvain felix and dimitri are all neighbors is so funny. do we think they had sleepovers?