#like mpreg

[talk-danmei-to-me]

So today, procrastinating the work I have to do in real life, I have been researching mermaids... specifically how mermaids fuck (I've never thought about it before but now I have questions)

Questions which led me to learning that dolphins have retractable penises (good for them).

And also discovering this:

That is for the whole of ao3 in the English language. I expected like 78,000. Obviously, I was incorrect in thinking there is a large market for gay mermaid porn.

Obscure aus and mash ups nobody asked for is clearly my brand at this point.

[pussysidon]

...

I'm not judging but at the same time I am 100 percent judging

[facewithoutheart]

Hey besties new conspiracy theory about @rainbowrowell’s book announcement just dropped

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

Pig mpreg

[sumbril]

Developmental cycle of a fanfic writer

Step 1: Lol geez this trope is trash, who writes this shit?

Step 2: Dedicates self to writing Serious Fic only

Step 3: Wow this is getting boring

Step 4: ..No yeah I'm trash and I'm gonna write trash fuck it idc anymore

Step 5: S u f F e R mE

[zerogramsfat]

I found a furry blog that people are apparently tearing apart because you know, it's a furry blog, but As someone who has been on the Internet for a long time, I want to remind everyone that dressing up like an animal to get your rocks off is the LEAST horrible thing that someone could be doing. There are much worse things that we need to be kink shaming.

[gonnabetheknifemaster]

should i put new art up here..?

i'm experimenting with how i draw people so i can make them look better.

the only problem is, the only thing i've drawn is stuff for my friend Heather that has to do with our multiple Atreyu RP lines....

nobody's gonna rip off our line, but a lot of it is weird....