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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

#me everytime there is a tired maybe blonde man

pussysidon

I feel like Zayne is the kind of guy who just like, has certifications in things. Like you'd be talking one day and he'd casually drop that he's forklift certified or some shit

biblioth-que

#lads zayne #zayne love and deepspace #zayne lads #love and deepspace #lads

I feel like Zayne is the kind of guy who just like, has certifications in things. Like you'd be talking one day and he'd casually drop that he's forklift certified or some shit

#this applies to sylus as well but all the certificates were gained with #varying levels of legality #love and deepspace #lads #lads zayne #zayne li #zayne love and deepspace #zayne lads

pussysidon

Boss makes a dime, I make a nickel, that's why at work I tickle my pickle

trag1cbackst0ry

the economy has worsened so badly that instead of "boss makes a dollar i make a dime" you now only make a nickel

and thus you must tickle your pickle due to the evils of capitalism

#exactly #you understand my genius

rawrfatherwhatsthenews

TMI just means Tell Me Immediately. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

Boss makes a dime, I make a nickel, that's why at work I tickle my pickle

#unhinged

Qifrey is like if Gojo and Howl had a love child

#they're both the pregnant ones in this case btw #unhinged #witch hat atelier #witch hat qifrey #qifrey #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #howls moving castle #howl pendragon

I don't gaf what anyone says The Greatest Showman is and was a life changing musical

#unhinged #is it the best written musical?#no but it does have some of the best music ever #and i stand by that #the greatest showman

If Sylus was real It would happen within hours

#really this applies to all the Lis #unhinged #love and deepspace #lads #lads sylus #sylus lads #love and deepspace sylus #lnds

Made In Japan is a good song for a variety of reasons but most importantly because it is the only song I know that manages to mix American country music with traditional Japanese folk music. Not only does the song combine them, it does so masterfully

#also it's just such a wholesome song #like there's no darker motivations or wrong intentions #the guy is just really in love with this girl #unhinged

Getting mad about vague posting is kinda crazy honestly what else do you do on tumblr.com

#this isn't about anyone who follows me on this blog btw

"It doesn't matter how many notes my post gets" I say as I pull out Big Tumblr's massive cock and suck until it cums sweet notes down my throat

#unhinged #no tags I'm letting this find people on its own #it's like sending a leaf down a river

As a white person, I cannot imagine how awful it must be to have to interact with white people as a non-white person

#my apologies to all people of color that have had to interact with white people #i also really hate having to apologize for other white people #obviously it'd be worse to be the one on the receiving end of those actions #but I still hate having to do it #not all white people but always a white person

I've got screenshots I wanna start shit so bad

#no tags if you see this I'm sorry

Low-key bored and I have good reason to start drama but alas I shall resist

#another one of god's little tests

Sometimes you realize people you know/thought you were friends with are lesser people than you thought and that really sucks

#like damn we coulda kept being friends #ig they chose to burn bridges and that's their choice #it just sucks to be the person on the other side of it #i just wanna be friends with people man

i have nothing good to say. piss. i don't know what you people like

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