Forget the smart kid to lazy exhausted adult who can't do anything pipeline. Kid refusing to wear a jacket in January and going swimming in 15 degree water to adult who's cold all the time pipeline is the REAL pain of growing up. No more Oh I used to be so clever, that's out. I used to be such a WINTER KID and now I'm fucking freezing with my heated blanket and my hot tea and warm socks like cmon, that's just embarrassing











