#like really lazy

[novice-is-dumb]

Didn't Radec lift his helmet visor helghast goggles thing up during the scene with templar to show respect to him? does this mean he doesn't respect any of the weirdos in psasbr :(

that aside, this demonic image of radec on the psasbr fandom wiki horrifies me

[21ducky]

Knock knock, Evan is has a gift for ya! It's a mutton pie!

Gahhh I'm sorry this took so omg I #procrastinated

[weaverkin]

went to go post a “what character do i look like” think in the gc and had a crushing realization that i could EASILY cosplay jim lake jr and now i want to learn how to craft armor

[hrwinter]

Lena is a lonely witch who casts a spell to summon a succubus thinking it won’t work, but it does.

me, imagining a more modern au where lena is a witch, but has been alone for a long time, in some remote place, maybe under the guise of doing scientific research when really she is just communing with the elements. she's staying in some broken down cabin. she's getting more and more depressed. one night, wine drunk, she casts a spell to summon a succubus as a joke, a lark. she passes out before seeing if it's worked.

she wakes up to the sounds of banging in the kitchen, unnatural sounds of pipes turning. she's hungover, confused, blinking into daylight. she scrambles out of bed, no memory of what she'd even done the night before, to find a woman, tall, broad shouldered, clad in flannel and (tight) jeans, under her sink, surrounded by tools.

what in the fuck

"excuse me?" lena calls upon her business voice. it's not much in the face of those flannel rolled up sleeves, the golden forearms turning a pipe (or something) with a wrench (maybe.)

"yeah," comes the woman's voice, rapt and focused still under the sink. "i'm going to get this fixed. honestly, i don't know how your faucet was even working. a leak has worn a hole through the cabinet, almost through the plywood below. it's a mess. anyway, then i'll be working on your water heater. have you EVER drained it? you know minerals build up in there right?"

"i--"

"it's making an awful lot of noise. after that, i'll get to all the rotting panels on the side of your house. should be quick with a crow bar and some nails. and then there's the garage," the woman shakes her head with the world's weight of her disappointment, but lena's stopped listening.

she's stuck. the human version of a spinning wheel in mud. she thinks back to the night before, the black fuzz of her memory. the wine. opening her black leather grimoire.

FUCK. she almost screams. she'd thought it hadn't worked. but this woman... what kind of succubus was this??

she gazes at the back of her head. thick blonde hair, cropped, short. the barely harnessed physical power. she blushes.

a woman doing all the things she needs, she's neglected. a woman there, present, handy. a woman who will certainly need something to drink, something to... eat.

fine. it was a succubus just for her.

[miraculousturtle]

merrrrrr. i love wearing makeup but dang if i wish i could just snap my fingers and it would magically disappear when i wouldn’t want to wear it anymore. 

like dear witches and wizards on this planet: pls make me a vanishing cream that promises me what happens in old hollywood movies, okay? pls and thank you. 

(oh yeah, pls have it re-apply my moisturizer too.)

[tokiidol]

started joining shit for my ccr at school cus my mum said i needed it for law schools applications, then today was like “oh no i lied all you need is a good lsat score” 

LIKE MAKE UP YOUR MIND cus I’d rather be out drinking and going out or studying than working the LGBTOUT drop-in and doing fucking... sports

[drunken-doughnuts-blog]

It’d be neat if i could effortlessly have a perfect body, and hair, and skin, and personality and.. Well everything.

[huyetao]

ok i was kinda actually pretty disappointed with age of ultron