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[caesurah-tblr]

Blue team are like my cats when I have food: I swat them away but they just come back.

[i-hate-jay]

i rmmber when i was in denial of being gay i went out with some guy and i regret it so much cus when i told him i disnt wanna stay with him anymore he threatened suicide and tried to manipulate me into staying with him anyways that was my first and last straight relationship

[mini-faust]

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[lvrhughes]

i have a list of people who that if they came into my work i’d die right there

for the record he is is on it. top of the list. right above my past middle school crushes💀

i’m just really hoping he never needs keys, maybe he’s magic and never loses his keys like everyone else bc i will die if he shows up i will kms right there it’s awkward enough when people i just know from my school come in

[a-sad-moth]

Beating back the Twitter users with a fucking BROOM rn.

[hashtag-naturalchickproblems]

I swear the smallest things irk me at times. I hate when people wait behind you at the gas pump when there are other pumps available😠

[pusea]

So there's this boy I met at the beach & the other day he's sitting by me & I see these two hot girls walk by & I'm like damn they're hot & he's like hey don't say that, you should have more confidence & I'm like dude no, I know I'm hot I'm just admiring their beauty oh my godd

[nintendotrash]

oh god I seriously can not stand porn or people who are into that please leave