May 17
It is SO lucky for everyone else that Bass and Proto would never have kids because together I think they could only end up creating the most annoying person in the world.
#imagine someone as obnoxious as Bass and as secretive as Proto#and you know those two would never agree on a name#they’re going to end up compromising#and it is NOT going to be a good name for a baby.#Blues’ family are all so excited for him#and trying so hard not to be outwardly judgemental over him naming his baby Calamity#the wilybots all think Bass should’ve picked something even cooler#something that#ideally to them#cannot be shortened to something normal#like Vendetta#or uhhh#I don’t know#Apocalypse or something#just know Bass is gonna try to name that baby something ridiculous#he’s gonna have the birth certificate and Proto will have to chase him around to get it back#before he ends up having to introduce people to a baby named Doom#thank you for joining me on this thought journey#it’s almost one in the morning#I have work tomorrow#bassblues