#likeabxss

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for the ship thing - burondo and big daddy likeabxss

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 good music comes on: Jeffreywakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: jEFFREY

sends the other unsolicited nudes: Burondo )))):

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Jeffrey

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: bOTH BECAUSE THEY WANT JOLLY RANCHERS

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Burondo

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Daddy killed the guy but Burondo hid the body 👀

wears the least clothing around the house: BURONDO OfC????!!!

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Buronbunny

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so....word on the street is you can cook some spaghetti?

ye, but its only 4 older guys so fuck off chump *pushes u into a hole*

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burondo & jeffrey 👀

SEND ME A SHIPship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / “ he rawed me ” / 👀

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jeffrey: *breathes* burondo: (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿

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                  Baby, I’m a sociopath, Sweet serial killer.                        On the warpath, 'Cause I love you Just a little too much.

                                ❤   Burondo ⚜  Jeffrey   ❤

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lucky cocks!!!!

i obviously know who this is you fucking OMFFFFGGGGGGG

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💕 too soon for jeff

Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

                                      Burondo ❤  Jeff:

                                      75 %

      : a relationship between Burondo and Jeff has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

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my url sweaty :-)

 [ ♛ ] send me a url and i’ll tell you the following;

my opinion on;

character in general: its the saint guy and his big ass eyebrows ready to throw down anyone who comes between him and murdering people. the saint guy is a god and i am his slave please take me 2 ur saint home and show me ur collection of saint bibles and saint weapons *insert picture of spongebob biting his lip*

how they play them: id give u my home, my dead cat, and my money if i could. ur so accurate to ur character and ur writing i get really happy tbh when i see ur writing :))))))))))) u r one of my fav saint guys

the mun: they are actually another version of me :(((( im so glad i can actually relate to someone

do i;

follow them: heckie yerp with them: yeah :(((((want to rp with them: *macho man randy savage voice* YEAHship their character with mine: only if u pay me in obama patterned shorts and lingerie :((((((((

what is my;

overall opinion: im so glad we met on farmersonly.com i cant wait for you to catfish me sweaty :)))) cant wait for prom sweaty :-)!!!!!!!

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.