#likebitch

[vodkanburgers]

Tumblr: You want notifications for this blog?

Me: no

Tumblr: What about this one?

Me: No

Tumblr: How about this one?

Me: N O

Tumblr, foaming at the mouth: yOU WILL geT thEM aNYWAYS

[kafkabutagirl]

WAIT,WAIT,WAIT.

HAVE YOU WATCHED THE PRINCESS DIARIES TWO?

DID WE NOT REALIZE THIS LINE,GAYS?

“He’s very handsome”

“His boyfriend thinks so as well”

“Noted”

OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSES LINES

[kolossusstrong]

I became Art! #BoschPTFamilyDay #KaRickKatur #LikeBitch #ThisIsNotReality #BoschBKK (hier: Leinfelden-Echterdingen) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqc29EnAXzu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=iud8r5vbplu7

[s-nh]

I need to stop watching romantic comedy movies bc then I find myself making up scenarios that’ll never happen and then I’m just gonna sit there and say “Ughh”

[daenfireys-a]

how petty are you? flying in a meeting w/ ur dragons petty

[tracyyquinn]

it was another morning of where is el chapo!? #chapo #chihuahua #heglaredatmewheniuncoveredhim #likebitch #leavemealone

[potentialbarba]

when someone asks what you want to do with the rest of your life but you only have until 3:00 pm planned out

[lionheartednightingale]

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