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❛ You’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜-likekindofabitch

❛ the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy ❜ sentence starters

"Then what does that say about your taste? Because I’m pretty sure that we’ve have sex oh — about a hundred times?"

Hers //likekindofabitch

Scott waited like he was told. She said she would call him. He really wish she would call soon. He paced as he waited.

"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project."

"Project?"

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SMS ;; [ blondie ]

youve magde me questhion my sexualyit

SMS ;[ blondie ]

also i thignk my bathtubs orevflowing

You know what you smell like?

lemony fresh

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