I don't have a specific headcanon for this but imagine a poly ship of your choice (ot6, for example?) trying to go couch shopping. like the bed is obv difficult but everyone agrees on either custom or shoving 2 beds together. But a couch? Has to be big, but comfy for cuddling, but also sometimes for sleep or sex and will it fit in the space? Leather or suede? Ottoman or coffee table? The possibilities are endless and that poor furniture salesman lbr
omggg just like... imagine gta lilot6... the most feared criminals in the city arguing over couches... they finally find one they can all agree on and then jeremy sits on it and his feet don’t touch the floor it’s so overstuffed and they have to start all fucking over again











