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Is that my shirt meme | @lilydead
All he can do is stare for a minute, trying to process why Major is in his office, and why he thought he’d just borrow a shirt.
“You should know, I’m trying not to stab you for ruining one of my favourite shirt. You owe me a new one, that’ll be $50.”
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Sleep was — oh so nice. Really, Liv should try it. The ping of his phone brought Major groaningly out of his rest and he squinted at the bright light of his phone as he pulled it lazily off the bedside table. A faint smile tugged sleepily at his lips despite the fact he’d been woken up.
[ text »»» Liv ]: And you thought I wouldn’t be sleeping either? [ text »»» Liv ]: Come on, Liv you know I need my beauty sleep. [ text »»» Liv ]: ok but really. What’s on your mind?
okay, yeah, sleep was nice. sleep was really nice. liv would be the first one to admit it. unfortunately for her, the latest brain she was on for a case didn’t agree with that particular sentiment. stupid insomniac. so yeah, she was up at 3am texting a ( probably already sleeping, DAMN HIM ) major because if there was one thing she could count on him for, it was to answer when she texted. even if she texted at an ungodly time of night/morning.
HELL, he was probably even smiling right now too.
〘 sms » major ➡ sent 〙— no, i just knew you’d text me back. 〘 sms » major ➡ sent 〙— come on, major, you and i both know that even without your beauty sleep you’re still a solid 9. 〘 sms » major ➡ sent 〙— insomniac brain. i can’t stop thinking about. well. everything. 〘 sms » major ➡ sent 〙— distract me? please?
“We might have had a few sexbacks.”
“What exactly is happening at Fillmore Graves now? Things have really changed pace since you took over.”
“Apparently scientists discovered new orgasms on Mars!” (Sorry Ravi)
“Martians have all the fun.”
[text] all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
[text] I do not recall this but I can actually sort of believe it.
[text] I know we’re working together now, but all things considered it’s kinda weird how you and the Scooby Gang have no problem frequenting my bar.
[text] That said I take it glad you had a good time last night. tell your friends and/or underlings.
