#lindenslistofcreatures

[lindenbasswood]

no this isnt a shrimp, and no it's not sushi

this pig meets ground hog meets master splinter adorable abomanation of nature is the pink fairy armadillo. endangered, incredibly rare, and incredibly cute. similar to other armadillos when threatened they turn into a tiny ball, but being a light pink, these fellas are easy to spot in greenery so they prefer sandy or easilly camoflauged areas. they use those huge claws to dig through dirt, and that weird little snoz to sniff around in the dark. their eyesight might be as bad as mine, but they know their way around

[lindenbasswood]

(i know i usually do frogs but this ones too absurd to leave out)

this moist noodle boi is the elephant trunk snake, a six foot water snake that is incapable of wriggling its way around on land, they eat fish, eels, and unincubated eggs, and these little numbskulled scaly worms are moisturized and ready to go at any time of the day.

[lindenbasswood]

another episode of linden finds dumbass frog-

meet the pumpkin toadlet, look at this twotwaffle, this idiot, just a lil guy, the boi.

[lindenbasswood]

okay real talk...

this is the Vaquita, the most endangered marine mammal in existence, and its population is less than TEN INDIVIDUALS...the sad thing is that these pretty things cant be kept in captivity because they become depressed and die, and they take a long gestation period making numbers very hard to increase. mass fishing, and majority of accidental killing with boat rudders or fishing nets leave these poor dolphin esque cuties at numbers somehow less than how many braincells i have left.

i know usually i insult everything in my wake, but theres only a few of them left and i dont wanna die not seeing one so im on my knees begging you guys...

SAVE THE VAQUITAS