Jan 22, 2025
Yk how female lions can grow a mane if there's no male lions in the pride? Like, image being a trans lion. You move in with your Bestie's polycule, because their husband was impaled on a hunting trip. You offer comfort and help out a little to fill the void.
Oh? Bestie lost her knife while hunting, and she needs you to survey the entire property to find it?
Located.
Oh? That gazelle is back for more blood?
Killed and eaten.
Oh? The neighbours aren't respecting your territory, and build a shed on your property?
Killed and eaten.
Suddenly, you awaken to unprecedented beard growth. Over the next few weeks, it's full & luxurious. You are the husband now.
