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[ariotingvine]

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"One of these days I'll convince her we should make this kissing thing a regular transgression. I've always got the wine to spare.."

[ariotingvine]

The short woman took a chair and jumped on it to be taller than him without any reason before she poked his forehead with her pointer "Average but still kissable---"

The god found himself snorting at her useless escapade, not particularly bothered by the pointer pressed to his brow. He let his grin quirk in wry amusement as he lightly kicked a foot of the chair. “As long as the kissing is above average.”

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"And is at least 18?"

"...Usually. Sometimes-- now you see. It depends." He has the gall to almost look sheepish.

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"Cheese and wine taste good together" Her shoulder lifted into a shrug before she turned on her heels, maybe she was just a tiny bit jealous. Really tiny, minimal, in her opinion.

"That they do, but in a recent experiment I’ve discovered choco pies go extremely well with wine too. Try it sometime." He muses out loud with a mouth that quirks when he bends to pick up the pack. Turning the cheese in his hands, unable to resist- he lobs it as close as he can to the back of her head. Failing to stifle a husk of a laugh.

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Throws a pack of cheese at him to see if he can catch it

The dairy products come at him without warning and he barely manages to dodge the things. Instinct tells him to throw up a set of vines in reply, but under his mortal guise, his forearm appears to block the cheese instead. It falls to his feet with a decisive plop. “What’s the big idea?”

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"Uwahh, what a pain" Grunting at the familiar attitude he was showing, Kiko' small nose scrunched up and she started at him with big eyes, nearly as if to intimidate him "Whatever, I don't even know why I feel this way and I would never await ya' to feel the same so--" Reaching to pat his shoulder, a small hum spilled from her plump rosy lips "Gonna get over it I guess"

"Isn’t that precisely why you like me?” He muses out loud, grin turning crooked as he realizes he has every intention of using this knowledge against her. The scrunched expression on her face and her failing attempt to intimidate him only deepens his grin. “Think of it this way. I’m a man of the people. If there’s any way I can help with another’s desires, I enjoy doing so.” As vague as he is, he sends her patting hand an easy glance and returns his look to her face. “I wish you good luck. Many have tried before you, and failed.” If he laughs, it’s behind a fist. 

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"Burdensome, hm...." Of course she knew that he so badly wanted to make that witty remark and with a low snort she waved her hand "Yeah yeah, whatever. "

"I use the word burdensome, but it’s far from the truth. My sincere advice to you is to enjoy it while you can. You don’t have many chances to like a man such as I." Words far too smug for his own good, his grin turns crooked at her feigned nonchalance. 

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"Riding out?"

He’s tempted to make a joke, twist her question in a way he’s relatively sure she doesn’t mean but he fights down the urge and nods slowly instead. Threading a hand through the back of his lengthy strands, he husks. “Wait it out. Let the burdensome feelings ease out on their own.”