#lipsticklyf

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lipsticklyf replied to your post:

how on earth is it the 16th there it is the 18th here I’m so confused

DAMMIT IT'S THE 17TH FUCK HOLD ON

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it freaks me out that I know them by their buttsssss

omg right tho

the shoes are also helpful, but I will never miss Louis’ ass or Liam’s flat-as-a-pancake booty with his jeans pulled down literally always

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lipsticklyf replied to your post: this so...

holy fuck

AM I WRONG THOUGH, JEM

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THEY ARE SO CLOSE. BUT SO FAR

FIND THEM JEM. YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.

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Louis looks shorter because he has a fucking giant munchin head and thighs that don't quit so he looks proportionally like an attractive toddler when placed next to the gangly deer legs of zayn and harry. ~jem figures the mystery out~

INCREDIBLE ANALYSIS. A+. HARVARD ADMISSION. HIGH DISTINCTION.

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oh yes, i forgot to thank the peeps who replied to my self-serving post about uni anxiety. thank you for giving me attention and sympathy, i feed off of it and it makes me happy :)

(you can tell i'm okay now, cause i say dickish things like that.)