Me: How's the match?
Jess: It's half times
Me: I hope you be doin' homework then, gurl
Jess: I think I might go have a wank
Me: ...
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Me: How's the match?
Jess: It's half times
Me: I hope you be doin' homework then, gurl
Jess: I think I might go have a wank
Me: ...
Darling, it's me. I love you so much. Have a good rest of day and I'll speak to you in the morning<3 -Jess.
I could have guessed it was you based on the way you signed your name… Or the subject matter, haha. You’re sleepin’ now, but I did get this message! Yay! I don’t know if it was FB or my phone or whats, but that was terribly frustrating. Just glad I got to say goodnight :P