LITG characters and what Spanish cuss word they would use the most but it’s based strictly on vibes
This is so trashy I’m so sorry. This is also Spanish from Spain so yeah
Lottie: me cago en tus muertos... I’m not going to translate this one because it sounds very offensive when you put it in English but this was the one that sparked this entire post and I am convinced that she said that to Priya on the night that she arrived. It’s my favorite thing to say irl so I kinda get it
Priya: me cago en tu madre-I shit on your mother. Also sounds terribly offensive but just slightly less than the other one, it’s what she responded when Lottie insulted her
Gary: hostia-shit/fuck. Very much a classic, his granny would still get angry at him for saying it though
Bobby: joder-fuck. It’s THE cuss word, an absolute classic and that can be used literally everywhere.
Chelsea: Mecachis. I don’t know how to translate this one but it isn’t even a cuss word in itself. It’s the type of thing your grandma says when she is mad, not offensive at all but when she says it you are still stunned because she never says anything remotely crass
Rocco: me cago en la puta-I shit on the whore. This one just fits, you know?
Henry: Jolines. It’s a downplayed version of joder but it wouldn’t even count as a cuss word because it’s a lot like the Chelsea thing
Lucas: cómeme los huevos-lick my balls. I don’t have an explanation for this one I’m so sorry
I don’t actually know if this is even a good idea or if it makes sense to anyone but me and perhaps it would be wiser to save it in the drafts but... oh well