Pros and cons of dating the golisapod girl?
Pros
Tough and will fight your enemies.
Huge squishy melons. Touching her soft bits is addicting.
Does all the heavy lifting.
Feel those abs. Go on, do it.
Grade-A athlete.
Surprisingly street smart.
Has a heart of gold.
Good with kids and smaller Pokemon. It’s freaking adorable.
Will offer genuine praise when you do something cool.
Bug smooches.
Cons
Tough and will fight you.
Permanently injured badass with obvious scars. The memory still haunts her.
Cold and standoffish towards most people, including you. Tsundere.
Romantic advances go over her head most of the time.
Her plating isn’t very cuddleable.
She won’t see you as an equal and treats you like a child unless you can match her.
Will crush you if she even thinks you’re acting like a jerk to someone who doesn’t deserve it.
Is very clearly a thug and won’t ever change.
Insists on doing everything with her smaller limbs.
