Kiss, kiss from your girl here, and a very welcome well, well well. The Overlords always bring with them the juiciest drama, but today we have a double feature. Get your popcorn, hit record, and prepare to drop your jaws.
So everyone who knows about little old me knows about the Vees--they're a favourite subject of the column, and the majority of you know the Carmine family as well. Blah blah, weapons, blah blah angelic steel. Now who would have bet that everyone's (second) favourite little miss social media was actually a Carmine daughter? If you did, collect your earnings now! Because it seems that V is the youngest and a bit of a runaway!
But that's not all all (though I'm sure they wish it were! Sorry V, you know I love you!). No, it seems not only is V the wayward baby of the family, but she's not even real at all. A doll all the way down, and one created in the image of a dead girl! Talk about morbid. V wants to make herself the face of the sinners, but she's not even one! V? More like Pinocchio. I'd say this is the pièce de résistance, but honestly the whole story is, but they can't seem to agree on if they always hated V, or if she was the favoured. But not favoured enough if they couldn't even tell her the truth!
Rumour has it that C might not be all sinner either--but it seems she's more of the upstairs persuasion, but don't tell anyone I said that. Or do, it's more fun that way.
No remember, stay subscribed to me to hear all the drama. I'll keep you updated as I learn more, like if one of the sisters currently having a true to god fight wins. Someone call the other V! There's some girl on girl action happening live, and someone's coming out ahead. Tell me who you think is going to win.
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