Apr 30
Kid the Younger's motivational quote! (Yes, autistic)
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Kid the Younger's motivational quote! (Yes, autistic)
Happy Pride
The Littlest Laundry (who is now taller than I am) asked, "why isn't there a sapiens-sexual?" I let him know there is a sexuality where you are attracted to people, and their gender's not an important part of that: pansexuality.
He said, "If I wasn't asexual, I would probably be pansexual," and then started laughing thinking about kitchen pans. He followed up with, "It would be funny to be attracted to frying pans, so I'll probably just only be best friends with a frying pan."
I love him so much.
The Littlest Laundry: I'm very glad tornadoes aren't made of penises; they're just clouds.
Me: ??? Yeah, I guess so.
From years ago
Me: What do you think about the crackers?
Littlest Laundry: They’re smaller. And more lazier.
"Even evil has its standards." The Littlest Laundry, talking about how his most hated advocacy group/scam has denounced terrorists.
The post below reminded me: the Littlest Laundry has informed me on two separate occasions, years apart, that the horse he is imagining is his head "is a boy even though he looks like a girl." The first horse (when Littlest Laundry was 9) was named Dennis; I don't know what the second horse's name was. Those are the only two times that Littlest Laundry told me he was imagining a horse.
He’s correct, if not modest
“I think I’m probably the cutest one in this family.” --Littlest Laundry (who is now also Tallest Laundry)
You are WORSE than Auti$m Speak$. You are DOUBLE WORSE than Auti$m Speak$.
Littlest Laundry yelling at something in his videogame.
That’s my kid!