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pairing: roronoa zoro x vinsmoke sanji x fem reader
"Whoever kisses me first is automatically the best man on the ship." You declare.
Your two boyfriends who were on either side of you both perked up.
Zoro threw down his book, immediately going to straddle you before Sanji pushes him, trying to cage your head between his arms.
Zoro quickly recovers, kicking Sanji. "You asshole! That's unfair!"
"No its not. She didn't state any rules."
"Still! It's unfair!"
Zoro takes this opportunity to swoop in, almost kissing you before getting pushed off the bed.
You were still just lying there, waiting to be kissed.
Zoro, now on the floor, yells. "What the fuck, cook?! That's just unfair!"
"She didn't state that pushing wasn't allowed."
Zoro quickly jumps up, tackling Sanji.
"I'm the best man on this ship!" He declares.
Sanji kicks him in the crotch.
"Okay, that's unfair." He groans.
"Yeah, ball kicking is unfair."
Zoro takes a second to recover before punching Sanji in the chest.
"I'm literally recovering from a rib injury, you mosshead!"
"Well, you kicked me in the balls!"
Sanji tackles Zoro, slapping him in the face.
Zoro retaliates by slapping him back.
And before you know it, they're just having a slap fight.
Idiots.
"I'm the best man on the ship!"
"No, me! I'm the literal cook! You would starve without me!"
And that's how you fell asleep that night. Listening to your two idiot boyfriends arguing over who's the best while having a slap fight..
the dialogue for Zoro is lowk ooc but idc I'm so fucking tired rn
-meow