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MAGP030.01 │ System Updates
oh hi, Alex!
so much stuff, thanks, Kickstarter! 💕
...the server ate Colin?
hey, quick question for the sapphics (I'm a late bloomer, go easy on me, lol): does finding a corpse in a server rack together count as a date?
nicky: i don’t like pink on the eyes do you?
rock: *stares blankly* ....no
nicky: i don’t even recognise it as a colour on you anymore, it’s just you
rock: i hate you
dan has the escalator scar, the stamp scar, the ii set scar, and apparently a ‘smashing through windows’ scar?
DARYL. I GET IT. BUT IT'S JUST GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE NOW. UGH.
MAGP030.2 │ Plenty More Fish
I have no words.
THERE'S NOTHING FLUFFY ABOUT MAKING ME LIKE COLIN AFTER THAT EPILOGUE YOU SADISTIC FXCKS
so 1. Alice dated a woman before, and 2. "My theory is Alice can only get off with people who are properly batshit, y’know?"
therefore Dyehard has a strong chance of being canon, fxck yeah
Colin breaking up with his ex because he turned into a crypto-bro is exactly what I expected of him
bisexual disaster king
bruh, you should see me during the outro, what the fxck is this
horror. it's pure horror.
Alexander Newall cooing into the microphone with a soft smile is triggering my fight-or-flight so hard
my shoulders are up to my ears, my abs are flexing repeatedly for some reason and I'm baring my teeth
needless to say typing was quite difficult during the outro
MAGP027 │ Driven
CAT3RB5535-18021845-10052024 Kidnapping (carriage) -/- consumption [letter]
oh I am relishing that toxic yuri malice emanating from Gwen
Jonah Magnus voiced by Jonah Magnus
I see assistant mortality rates are not any better around here, fxckity
Archibald is truly a dumbass badass for methodically taking notes while being consumed by a Monster Carriage (Victorian version of a Monster Truck, of course)
I hereby declare that Monster Trucks are a literal species in the TMAGP universe, it is canon, don't @ me
"I'm openly trans on the internet"
glad it was said out loud, queen
but also mood
glitch
glitch again
sooo, definitely important, and definitely not deleted, got it
"This one in Oxford? Yeah, me neither." pfff
H I L L T O P
it's definitely not fine
she's definitely not fine
MAG142 - #0181206 │ Scrutiny
John
John
I can't believe I'm the one who's saying this, but John
that's not how you communicate
you can't just eat people's trauma
bad John
spit it out
I swear to the gods, Daisy's need for company's gonna save Martin's stupid ass
or John being a suicidal idiot, lol
MAGP026 │ Catching Up
CAT1RBC4463-14042024-02052024 Exhaustion (athletic) --/- compulsion (tape)
it's time to ask the most important of questions: is TMAGP Helen a secret Tory?
see kids, this is why I hate running. just go to a dance class, it's so much more fun (and less likely to kill you)!
oooh, is he one of the human fear records?
[ERROR]?!
an archivist, huh
oh hi, Helen!
Celia luv, you really gotta rehearse these things with Sam, he fxcking sxcks at acting, lol
those pesky rights to privacy!
well Helen certainly doesn't need distortion to have a creepy af laugh
Helen might be a Tory, but little baby Jack straight up confessed to it!
tHeRe wIlL nEvEr bE kIsSiNg oN tHe sHoW
