For the Three Sentences for Three Paragraphs WIP meme (and very appropriate to inflict upon your inbox xD)
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Eventually she releases him and loads him down with poi and laulau and he pays her out of the wallet he'd taken from Tim's backpack on his way out the door. The Official Young Justice Number One Goal at all times is to make more openings to tease Tim about being the team sugar daddy, that never changes.
Or should it?
"That seems like a disproportionate response," Tim attempts. It's one of the more blatant lies of his life, yes, but he needs to at least make the attempt. Just . . . the attempt is very necessary, at this point.
The attempt is actually just straight-up mandatory, at this point.
"It'd still just be trying on clothes, though, wouldn't it?" Suzie whispers questioningly to Kon, cupping a hand around her mouth as she does. She's clearly trying to avoid Cissie hearing her, but just as clearly not being anywhere near quiet enough to manage that.
"Well, it'd have to be tryin' on underwear if we were goin' for the same kind of 'self-assessment', y'know?" Kon replies with a leer, because he is the literal worst.
"I'm getting my explosive arrows," Cissie says flatly, moving to push herself up out of the armchair.

















