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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

oozey mess
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Sade Olutola
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Today's Document

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
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Three Goblin Art

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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Jules of Nature
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Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex
he hates the dictator’s ass
I was raised agnostic and tend to remain ambiguous on theological matters.
-but my house has a porch on the second story that affords me a terrific view of my neighborhood and the Colorado Front Range and I was partaking of some peace before the 4th Of July Finger-Loss Festivities begin, and I have had a
~*Spiritual Experience*~
I just watched my neighbor try to unload an actual wooden pallet that had to have been forklifted into the back of his insecurity pickup worth of fireworks.
Except that he does not have a forklift in his garage.
He does have so much sports memorabilia and cardboard boxes of unsold MLM Merchandise and patriotically themed camping gear and posters of women in bikinis and flags of suspect political organizations in his garage that there is only BARELY enough space for the fireworks and certainly none for his truck.
So he had to unload the individual boxes of recreational explosives from the back of his truck and stack them in the minimal space he had cleared by hand. This is a tedious and time-consuming process as this neighbor has purchased a wide variety of recreational and locally illegal explosives instead of many of just a few types, so the individual boxes are rather small.
He begins, and this is crucial to what happens next, by cutting apart the industrial-grade saran wrap his explosives dealer had so carefully wrapped his merchandise in, and discarded it unsecured on his lawn.
Where Outdoor Conditions sometimes happen.
Get real.
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
This is killing me
I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex
Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!
CAPTAIN AMERICA 'Seaside Sentinel' Costume Marvel Rivals Summer Festival 2026
please break the industry and make every game have mandatory bulge
treats
I think abt this tiktok all the time
Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying
frank gerard and ray headbanging in sync is so near and dear to me
mikeys not all in but he’s moving in sync if you look back there so honourable mention
10 minutes
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Leon S. Kennedy/Chris Redfield Characters: Leon S. Kennedy, Chris Redfield (Resident Evil) Additional Tags: Spanking, Under-negotiated Kink, Post-Resident Evil: Vendetta, Dominant Chris Redfield, Bottom Leon S. Kennedy, Leon S. Kennedy Needs a Hug, Top Chris Redfield (Resident Evil)
Summary: Leon doesn't think Chris will actually spank him. He finds out the truth quickly.
Excuse the terrible-quality phone cam snap, but River would like everyone to know that's he's criminally adorable and has never done anything wrong in his entire life.
happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY
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