#liveblogging class

[jackalope-carousel]

my notes from classes are always immaculate but also littered with terrible things, like I have all the information you can need, but I’ve also got sidenotes like “fucking France set the way for Britain to control the world” and “there’s Erasmus, my homeboy”

[jackalope-carousel]

it’s really sad that Phil has made this class so uninteresting 

[adamz3r0-blog]

In class today:

Class: *discussing Aristotle*

Thom: You can't be, like, a BETTER adulterer.

Evan: Not with that attitude.

[adamz3r0-blog]

My comparative philosophy professor just plugged his own book mid-lecture.

[jackalope-carousel]

Classmate: I want to study parallel universes

Sunny: Please

Rachel: You can use me for experiments

Me: Just send me  to one without Carson

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“I’m not going into that, it will confuse even more” says the teacher to the college class. We all stare at one another for a split second, the same question on our faces. Aren’t you supposed to tell us so we won’t be confused?

[thereonce-was-a-girl]

I was on the fence about taking this English class but we've been talking about murder for the last half hour so I guess it's cool

[ifiwereabotcouldidothis]

I’m still proud of my professors bob and DK for assigning athletes who face prejudice of some kind. They’ve been 90% black athletes, and the rest have been a combination of Jewish, immigrants, women, bisexual, or working class/from actual poverty