#livesci

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Wildebeest evolutionary strategy: go through lion territory, crocodile infested waters, and other shit and just make up for it at the end of the year with a shitton of babies

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When lions mate, they fuck every 25 minutes, night and day, for 3 days.

Holy fucking shit I wanna do that.

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Also male lions are wusses

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From now on "bb" means baboon booty because damn those things are visually striking

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Rhinos T_____T

I love you but poachers don't :(

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Zebras are punk as fuck

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Damn right lions, give the elephants a wide berth

Or they gon fuck you up

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In like 2 weeks 90% of the wildebeest are preggers

That's....impressive. And terrfying