#liveyogging

[walfs]

“let me be the star for once” “but you always save me”

fb in a nutshell tho

[walfs]

what an asshole

[walfs]

after this last trials idk if the sirs have any lines left to cross

[walfs]

“don’t ever leave me again”

literally don’t even touch me 

[walfs]

honestly my favorite thing about thinking about umy/cerberus tho is like? the garbage court thinking sips is human and after a while realize like, holy shit humans diE? REALLY EASILY. this is worrying. and sips just thinks it's like, the funniest thing ever. imagine like a solid week of garbage court aggressively worrying but pretending really badly that they aren't. every time he sees them sips starts giggling. it's terrible. and by terrible i mean great

it culminates to them actually looking both ways before crossing the street and sips nearly pisses himself laughing

[walfs]

stillnotalterego replied to your post:that umy cerberus thing tho, the garbage court...

“‘what’s that weird feeling you get near me,’ you ask? hmm, it might be the gravitational pull centered around my enormous penis, sorry about that” - sips, probably

[walfs]

that umy cerberus thing tho, the garbage court have no idea. none. sips thinks it's hilarious like shiit what a great coffee break. decent coffee and endless entertainment what more could a guy (death) want

absolutely yes

also i dunno what i love more: the court being able to sense that he’s something but they have no idea what and sips refuses to tell them bc he likes fucking with them

or them not being able to sense it at all and him letting them treat him like he’s just a human bc he likes having an entourage

[walfs]

for some reason i can't stop thinking about like? a combo au of umy and your cerberus idea and its like, holy shit. everyone thinks umy sips is just this random human guy smiffy picked up and it's like? surprise! he's basically death but got kinda bored and decided to stroll around with everyone else and got picked up by smiffy

god of death leaves the underworld for a coffee break, gets crowned king of the fae trio who have been the cause of most of his work influx